Monday 24 December 2012

Santa You Big Fat Fraud (Best Lyrics i ever read)

Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ??? ??
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ???
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!

Dashing through the snow
With a one horse who just ???
Put in the ass ??
??
He knows that but(t)? but still (steal?)
He ?? and gave me christmas presents for me
F-ck ???

Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ??? ??
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ???
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And go to the mall and punch his face
And tell him f-cking die

He looks like a used tampon (?)
I'm hatin' f-cking ???
And all I want for Christmas is
A knife to cut his head off

Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ??? ??
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa You Big Fat Fraud ???
You'll know this if you broke (?)
Hey!

Yeah, well, I'm really feel bad for the poor kids
Because they found out that there's no Santa Clause
The rich kids ?? 22 year old and they not know that there's no Santa Clause
Because the family is so rich
They buy ???
???
???
Sounds like "Yo, I want this ?? cars"
And they like "Ho-ho-ho,
Fo sho I'll gave this for you, sonny (sunny?)"
???
Nothing, nothing!

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