Something meanningful...

1. "Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic." —Prince

2. "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair." —Boy George, on Prince

3. "He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner." —Johnny Carson, on Chevy Chase

4. "All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." —Lyndon Johnson, on Hubert Humphrey, his vice president

5. "The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead." —Samuel Goldwyn, on Louis B. Mayer

6. "People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable." —P.J. O'Rourke

7. "Armaments, universal debt, and planned obsolescence--those are the three pillars of Western prosperity." —Aldous Huxley

8. "The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers." —Ted Williams

9. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' " —Emo Philips

10. "He has so many fishhooks in his nose, he looks like a piece of bait." —Bob Costas, on Dennis Rodman

11. "If you're going to spit at me, make sure you hit me in the face. Don't be wasting my time." —Dennis Rodman

12. "If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter, Paul, and Mary." —Howard Rosenberg

13. "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." —Rupert Hughes

14. "He walks as if he had fouled his small clothes and looks as if he smelt it." —Christopher Smart, on the poet Thomas Gray

15. "I couldn't warm to him even if I was cremated next to him." —Keith Richards, on Chuck Berry

16. "I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young." —Elton John

17. "One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged." —Heinrich Hein

18. "She not only kept her figure, she's added so much to it." —Bob Fosse

19. "Love is two minutes, 52 seconds of squishing noises." —Johnny Rotten

20. "Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses." —H.L. Mencken

21. "Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper." —Friedrich Nietzsche

22. "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart." —Fred Allen

23. "Life is a cement trampoline." —Howard Nordberg

24. "He would sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring." —Tom Waits, on singer/songwriter Chuck E. Weiss

25. "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." —W.C. Fields

Destiny

I Don't Know What Is Our Destiny,
But, With You I Know I'll Be Happy, ♥
Because There Is Nothing More Divine,
But The Fact That I Made You Mine, ♥
So I'll Give You All The Love And Care,
... And I Promise I'll Always Be There, ♥
When You Need You'll Have My Shoulder,
With Love As Together We Grow Older. ♥ ♥ ♥

For My Best Friend

FOR MY BESTFRIEND ~

You came into my life..
when all hope was gone..
I thought Love was only for the lucky ones.
...
Still, I waited, watched and listened to those
famous words...
...those words I've heard before,
those stabbing words of good-bye..
just because I was always the shy one..

I cried and asked God "why they always leave?"
does none love me?

When time after time, each friend who said they
cared..
would turn and walk away..because I didn't want
to be
'friends with benefits' all because I would not say
'yes'...
they would each walk away.. !!

I learned not to trust...
I learned not to care..
I lost my faith..
thought I had done something wrong..
thought God just didn't care.

Then you came into my life..
changed everything around...
time after time..
you stayed..
even when I pushed you away,
you fought for me and told me you loved me ... !
?!

Now I know,
God never left me alone..
He just wanted me to know pain of rejection..
To appreciate and value His blessings.

Out of all the blessings God has given me,
The BEST one is YOU ... !?!

I Am on Cloud 9

It feels Lyk i m bachelor jst beacuse i m attending calls In night Of Girl........